We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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