went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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