so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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