I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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