is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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