I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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