I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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