he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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