She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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