Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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