??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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