Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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