Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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