It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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