her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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