i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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