i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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