so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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