Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think people are normalizing furries
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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