Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
they're like a gay fantastic four
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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