a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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