woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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