I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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