How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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