There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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