I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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