it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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