we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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