Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I am naked and annoyed.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
