Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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