Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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