He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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