whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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