we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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