It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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