Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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