just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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