so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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