did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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