my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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