There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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