Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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