Tell her she can't have a vagina
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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