I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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