so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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