shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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