I hate your face
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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