Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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