carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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