am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
what day is it and did you see me today?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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