margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Apparently you make a good broom.
Non-Jews are for practice
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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