Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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