I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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