Can Purell be used as lube?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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