What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I AM VODKA MAN
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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