Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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